Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Grade: A-

Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Grade: A-

Spoilers...with a side of vengeance...

1. Gratuitous Daisy derrière...

2. There is always that one person who has to walk right into the middle of shite...

3. Coulson+Mack=Backgammon

4. If you have a problem...

...if no one else can help...

...and if you can find  them...

...maybe you can hire...

...The May Team...

*cue music*

5. The new director is apparently Rainbow Brite...

6. COOLEST GHOSTRIDER EVER!!!!

7. And, suddenly Ebay exploded with custom leather jacket orders...

8. Fitz gives Coulson a hand...also, technically, Coulson gave Fitz a hand job...

9. It only took one look and we all knew...Fitz is going to have robot sex...

10. Jemma in Charge of S.H.I.E.L.Ds days and their nights...

...Jemma in Charge of May's wrongs and her rights...

...so, Fitz says...I want Jemma in Charge of me...

...you know you sang it in your head...

11. Gotta give'em fifteen...first episode...

12. New season title....Marvel Agents of Shield: The Conjuring....

13.  On that note....

Who you gonna call....

May Busters...

14.  Quake gives a whole new meaning to carpal tunnel syndrome...

15. Time it took to mention an Avengers or Captain America Reference...

5 minutes...

New record...

#Marvelison!