This is my first and only blog attempt that will include; movie reviews, personal thoughts, some humor, and, most importantly, a collection of the concepts and stories that I have both published and are currently developing for future publication. You are welcome to comment on everything, however, I request that all comments are absent of vulgarity or obscenity and demonstrate genuine critical thinking and honest interpretation. Thank you.
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Just a Quickie Please: Into the Storm Review
If you think Twister was a silly and unrealistic movie than this almost reboot delves beyond the depths of the outright asinine. This latest foray into the ad nauseam genre of POV fare fails on every level from its poorly acted nonsensical script to a glutenous gorging of CGI that reduces every effect to downright silliness. It is put simply and with all pun intended, a perfect storm of awful. At least Paxton and Hunt made their outing engaging, entertaining, and, at some points, quite endearing. There isn't a proverbial storm shelter in the world that could have protected this farce from the sheer damage it did to itself. 0 out of 5 Kernels: I wish they made a warning system for disasters like this flick.
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