My seven year old son, William, tried his hand at fan fiction and I have proudly posted his results on my blog. It is unedited and I find it interesting how he got some punctuation and syntax spot on and yet the remainder is truly that of a typical seven year old. So without further ado...I present to you...William Spencer Rossmann's literary classic...Ant Man vs. Ant Boy!
Ant man said who are you.
“I’m ant boy,” he said.
“Man I hate you ant boy!” Ant man
said. “I’m going to kill you in this
fight.”
Fight Time!
Ant man kicks
ant boy. Ant boy punch ant man.
Ant man said,
“I’m the best!”
“No I’m the
best!” Said ant boy.
“Man, you
suck!” Said ant boy.
Ant boy kick
ant man. Ant man punched ant boy. Ant man threw a football. Ant boy threw a
golfball.
“God thanks
I’m going to win!” Said ant man. “You
are going to die!”
“We should
stop fighting!” Said ant man.
“No!” Said
ant boy. “I hate you ant man!”
Ant boy ants
is biting you.
What The What!
Ant boy said.
“you suck!”
“No I don’t!”
Said ant man.
“Man this
fight needs to stop!” Said ant man.
“No!” Said
ant boy.
“Ants are biting
you ant man!”
“What!”
“Ant boy
punch me in the face,” said ant man.
“Ant man do
you stop.”
“No!” Said
ant man.
“Okay said
ant boy.”
So ant man
football kick him.
“Iron man
what are you doing here!”
“I want to
check on you okay,” said ant man.
“What are
you doing?”
“I don’t know what saying.”
“Man you are
up side down.”
“Okay,” said ant boy.
“Do you have
a ship?” Said ant boy.
“No baby,” said
ant man.
“Ant man why
are we fighting?”
“I don’t
know.”
“Hey ant
boy, what, why are we fighting?”
“Man, man
this sucking.”
Ant man bit
ant boy. Ant boy bit ant man. Ant man punch ant boy and kick ant boy. Ant boy
punch ant man and kick Ant man.
“Ant man is
the best!” Ant man said that.
“I don’t know.”
“I hate you,
man you suck, when you die you are going to the grown.”
“What the
what I can’t stop,” said ant boy.
MAN. MAN.
MAN.
“Are you tring to shoot me ant boy?”
“Yes!”
Ant man shoot ant boy, ant boy got hurt.
At night ant man punch ant boy when he was sleeping. 9am sill antboy is sleeping. Ant man is not a
sleep.
Ant
Boy Still Sleeping.
He is now awake.
Fight Time.
“What?” Said ant man.
It’s now night ant man go to sleep.
Ant boy punch ant man when he is sleeping. 10am he is still sleeping said ant boy.
Ant
Man Is Still Sleeping.
“I don’t know.”
“Okay,” said ant
boy.
What………………………………………………………….what…………
“Okay man you suck!”
“Not again,” said ant man.
“Okay,” said ant
boy.
“Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh,
ant boy stop!”
“Okay………….. sooo I
do you do.”
“Man you are ugly,” said ant man
“Sooooo,” said ant boy.
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