There
is manifestly nothing fun about this movie, and as for it's size, being poorly
written, acted, and directed it is about 86 minutes too long with a running
time of the same. I rented this for the sole purpose of my daughter who
is a monumental Victoria Justice fan. Both she and I were shocked at how thoroughly
juvenile and creepy this Nickelodeon farce was. Any film that starts off
with an elementary schooler naked on a toilet should end up in a Hollywood
Dumpster rather than loud and proud on the silver screen. The plot is so mechanical
and acting so contrived that it is an immediate bore right out of the gate.
This is a teen angst film in which all the angst is suffered by the audience
and not the characters. The fact that Johnny Knoxville even appears in
this film may warrant a random drug test. Johnny, even Steve O, would not attempt to pull a ridiculous stunt like this sober or not. This flick is extraordinarily
painful to watch, and I still can't figure out why I sat through it until the
end credits, but I did and for that I may deserve my fate. 0 out of 5
Kernels: this film should have earned and negative rating, but even that would
have been too high marks.
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