Okay,
its official, the POV or first person film production has finally reached the proper
level of ad nauseum. So has, the so called, Mockumentary, with all of
the authenticity and originality of the concept being unfortunately exhausted
by the sheer litany of films released over the last few years. Those
facts are blanatly obvious in this latest incarnation. Oscar winning
director Barry Levinson unsuccessfully tries his hand at this style of cinema with
an thoroughly lackluster and outright silly alleged horror story that is very
loosely based in sciencetific fact. To put it in a nutshell, or Isopod
Shell, it's just not scary, or even engaging or entertaining. Instead you
end of with almost an hour and a half of unrealistic and tedious narration,
found footage that is to clean and well produced to look as such, and zero suspense,
thrills, or chills. The effects look like they were produced by a first
year film effects student and the script is so disorganized and disjointed, it simply
does not tell the story well. All of the
alleged terror and tension of the premise can not be explored and, therefore, achieve
the desired impact on the audience. Add into that acting that is simply terrible
lacking any and all credibility required to pull off this style of movie.
An epic fail for a director who has established himself as a power
player in the industry. 0 out of 5 Kernels: in conclusion, the Bay’s
attempted frights end up stagnate and the plot about these dangerously still
waters run extremely shallow.
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