Arrow Grade: D-

Arrow Grade: D-

The only spoiler is the fact that the writers appear to have completely given up on this once amazing show...

1. Let's start with the pros...

No Dirtbikes...

Diggle doesn't wear that God awful helmet...

Okay, done...

2. If you are going to try to hide the fact that Talia is Prometheus maybe not have her show up in a flashback in nearly the same fraking outfit...

Just saying...

3. The most interesting version of Laurel yet...

Yeah, let's give her one episode and call it a day...

4. And Felicity's purpose on the show is...

No, seriously, it's a legitimate question...

5. This is how a script is crafted...

1 Introduction
2) Flashback
3) Cry talk
4) Oliver blames himself for everything
5) Felicity does something unnecessary and condescending
6) Flashback
7) Team snowflake whines about something
8) Flashback
9) Knockoff Casey Jones tries to act tough
10) Flashback
11) Badly choreographed action sequence
12) Flashback
13) Someone regrets something
14) Credits

Rinse and repeat...

6. Why does the DC Universe even have secret hideouts...

I feel like Inigo Montoya everytime they use the word secret...

I'm all like...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

7. Let's keep the supernatural hero as obsolete as possible because we know if we truly use him every episode would last about 11 minutes...

8. Yeah, let's do something wildly original...

We will have this woman with an inexplicably convenient sonic scream replace Black Canary...

And even better, she looks just like Laurel except she will be totally hardcore...

Like soap opera level gangsta...

9. The Arrowverse...

Where scientific fact, the legal system, and military protocol have absolutely no bearing...

You know like DC Legends of Tomorrow...

But with lots more leather and dirtbikes...

Oh yes, the dirtbikes...

10. Remember that cool new hero the Vigilante that was introduced at the beginning of the season...

Yeah, apparently no one else does either...

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