Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Grade: B

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Grade: B

Warning spoilers...or are they spoiler decoys...

1. May is the chosen one...

We all knew it...

Frak you Keanu...

But does that make Fury Morpheus...

2. Let's move all of your super secret stuff to my military installation where it will be safe...

Marvel's version of famous last words...

3. Fitz is getting all Ex Machina ain't he...

4. Think Coulson isn't the sexy beast of all sexy beasties...

May's LMD is willing to do whatever it takes to get all Fifty Shades of Chrome with him...

5. Ratcliffe is a cowardly scientist who only looks out for himself...

Has nobody on the S.H.I.E.L.D team ever seen any of the three Mummy movies...

6. The soft side of Mack...

Glad that's over...

Now get back to some serious arse kicking with your awesome W.O.W Shotgun...

7. Don't worry Fitz...

It's not the first time that getting some head ruined a relationship...

BOOM...hell yeah...I went there...

8. And, suddenly A.O.S has become the prequel to Battlestar Galactica...

Everyone is a freaking Cylo...I mean LMD...

9. The first totaly believeable villian in the Marvel Universe...

A member of Congress...

10. Only a guy with a flaming skull and the sexy terminator lady could make the Inhumans the most boring part of this show...

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