Completely
implausible, poorly written, and badly acted, Arnie's first full length comeback
feature is the absolute worst addition to his iconic resume. Kim
Jee-Woon, who dabbles mostly in the Asian macabre, makes his directorial action
debut in this overtly violent and bloody, absolutely underwhelming
disaster of a film. The entire casts’ performances are on par with a made
for TV Syfy Channel movie, so mechanical and unoriginal they are laughable.
The Big Al fares no better as even his one liners fall short, about as amusing
and entertaining as watching C-SPAN on mute. Add in a plot and stunts that
are so unbelievably ridiculous that they would only make sense to co star
Johnny Knoxville after one too many head shots by Steve-O on a meth driven episode
of Jackass. Based on this celluloid messterpiece, I think Arnie's next big
project should be a deeply introspective look into retirement. 0 out of
5 Kernels; this film was a Raw Deal that couldn't be rescued by a team of
Commandos, only proving that Schwarzenegger's talent may be Terminated, and his
career Expendable.
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