This is my first and only blog attempt that will include; movie reviews, personal thoughts, some humor, and, most importantly, a collection of the concepts and stories that I have both published and are currently developing for future publication. You are welcome to comment on everything, however, I request that all comments are absent of vulgarity or obscenity and demonstrate genuine critical thinking and honest interpretation. Thank you.
Friday, July 4, 2014
One Minute Movie Review: 47 Ronin
It
is an incredible, almost unbelievable feat for a director to take a legendary
saga rich in heritage, drama, suspense, and tradition and reduce it to two
hours of depressive, poorly acted dribble that leaves the audience asking why
they wasted their DVD rental. Rookie helmsmen, Carl Rinsch, proves why
he is just that, by taking a massive budget, access to the finest in GCI
effects, an authentically casted ensemble and creates one of the biggest
cinematic disappointments of 2014, possible the entire decade.
Reeves makes his return, in what could've, should've, would've been the
Matrix meets Shogun sprinkled with a little of the Lord of the Rings. Instead,
he participates in this bland, uninspired retelling of one of the
quintessential legends in Japanese culture and history. His performance
is only slightly lucid, utterly stale, with zero emotion or passion invested in
his fictional addition to the story. His peers are just as disconnected,
with every scene involving action, suspense, passion, or tragedy voided by
their lackluster, scarcely conscious, portrayals. This should have been a
film that mercilessly and relentlessly tears at the senses, but Rinsch managed
to successfully declaw every element that would have stirred any engagement,
excitement, or interest. Even the magnificent backdrops, majestic
cinematography, and exquisite costuming are muted by an inferior story and
characterizations. The only lesson learned here is the cost of
following traditions designed to oppress a culture masquerading as honor and
nobility all the while existing to control freedoms. If you don't
walk away appreciating democracy over totalitarianism and unquestioned
hierarchy, then I can't help you. Honor comes from living and loving
with integrity, willing to sacrifice to protect and serve the ones you love,
not from an unreasonable and absolute obedience to men who are so easily
corrupted by power and selfish agenda. 0 out of 5 Kernels: If
Reeve and Rinsch's take on this pivotal Samurai tale were to be compared to the
iconic swords they would have been as sharp as plastic butter knives, the
greater honor would have been to never made this picture at all.
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