Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Grade: C

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Grade: C

Again, love the series...

Not so much the HUGE plot hole...

Ada decides to make a utopia that is, instead, a Hydra nightmare...

Makes absolutely no sense...

Like DC Legends of Tomorrow level no sense....

Unless the key to everything is May...

Then this Marvel Reboot of the Matrix might be a bit more palatable...

Oh, and spoilers...

1. At least Jemma no longer looks like she is auditioning for the new Beetlejuice sequel...

2. Phil Coulson has suddenly become the physical embodiment of Facebook...

But you must try his soap...

3. Is it me...

Or is Grant so much cooler when he is a turncoat bastard...

4. And, while we are on topic...

Why would Ada even allow Grant to exist in her Wunderland...

Or the S.H.I.E.L.D resistance...

Or Mace as the Patriot...

Or people who are subversives...

Or Inhumans...

Or...

Get the point yet...

Seems like she built in her own Thermal Exhaust Port....

Doesn't it...

5. Why do I get the feeling when May finally realizes who she really is...

She is going to go Super Saiyan Linda Carter all up in this place...

6. Okay...

Making Mack a wimp...

Is literally Geek Blasphemy...

Just stop it...

Stop it...

Somebody get this guy his W.O.W rifle, like yesterday...

7. How do we make tough Mace...

Why...

Bruce Willis style five o'clock shadow....

Of course...

8. Quantum level entity...

Acts like love sick pre-teen on Instagram...

It's like Ultron...

If he was trapped on I Carly...

9. How many of you wanted Daisy to get on the elevator and say...

Before we begin, does anyone want to get off...

Missed opportunity Marvel...

Missed opportunity...

10. Fitz has now become Marvel's most complex and brutal villain...

Literally, Hydra would have won everything if this guy was in charge...

Kudos writers, for making me hate the one character every geek could relate to...

#ABC #Marvel #AgentsofShield #AdasWorld #MaysMatrix #DontusetheSoap

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