Monday, November 28, 2016

HARLEen QUINzel Update 11/28/16!



It's official...we will be debuting the first trailer for HARLEen QUINzel @ #CharlotteComicon on Dec.11th at 11am with a panel featuring our cast to follow!!!

We will also be holding open auditions for both unpaid speaking and non-speaking roles for the film at our table.

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Thursday, November 24, 2016

#JustaQuickiePlease: Exists Review

Found footage films have been done to death, and its hard to find one with a fresh and unique take amidst the myriad of POV flops and fails.  So, when the progenitor of the genre, director Eduardo Sanchez, of Blair Witch infamy, released his latest vantage venue, I was intrigued to see if he could truly best his firstborn flick.  It took all of the five minutes of this hour and twenty-six long farce to realize that there is nothing new under the sun.  Sanchez moves from witches to Sasquatch in this tale of terror in which five obnoxious hipsters are hunted by what can only be equated as Harry, of Harry and The Henderson's, homicidal brother.  The ridiculously poor performances might be forgivable if not for the stale and utterly unscary story that drags, even through its attempts at tension and thrills.   As for the found footage aspect, it is done poorly and predictably, even inappropriately adding music emanating from nowhere, to further contradict its own concept.  Although I will admit, once the missing link of lore is unveiled, he is somewhat impressive, especially seeing how difficult it is to make Bigfoot frightening thanks in large part to his commercial sellout as a beef jerky pitchman...or pitchbeast...whatever.   The attempted moral to this tragic tale is admirable but the ending is as unrealistic as the acting and premise.  0 out of 5 Kernels:  If I were the Yeti, I would come out of hiding just to sue the studio for defamation of character.

Flash Grade: A-

Flash Grade: A-

Killer spoilers...

1. Megatron vs. The Flash...these crossovers are getting ridiculous...

2. Dr. Alchemy reveal...

The surprise that surprised no one...

Seriously...no one...

3. That was the hottest cold kiss ever...

Forget Iris...Barry...ice, ice baby...

4. Vibe and Killer Frost could become Stormtroopers with their combined level of accuracy...

5. Joe trusts his gut...

Gut lied...

6. Wasn't there a way we could have just left Wally in that Cocoon...like for the rest of the season...

7. So, Julian you want Barry to quit because his moral compass is off and therefore he can't serve justice properly...and you do so by blackmailing him...

Is this guy a douche in everything he plays in...

8. How do you defeat Savitar...

Optimus Prime must throw the one ring into the fires of Mordor...

9.  I'm Barry Allen...and I'm the fastest man alive...and like the fourth fastest speedster...make that fifth...I mean sixth...wait, I lost count...what episode are we on now...oh, nevermind...

10. Caitlin pulled a total liquid Terminator move on that acolyte...

#Flash #WCCB #CW #LoveThisShow



Gotham Grade: A-

Gotham Grade: A-

Best DC show ever!

1. On this episode of Fifty Shades of Nygma...

2. Tabby gave Butch a hand...literally...

3. This week...Gotham meets the Godfather...

4. Butch found Nygma's accusations shocking...

5. Yeah, Barbara...don't shoot Nygma after you realize he tortured and maimed the woman you love...that makes perfect sense...

That wasn't too Keen, now was it...

Ha...

Oh, how I miss Jerome...

6. At this point...the only one that cares about Lee and Jim's relationship...is Mario...

7. Falcone vs. The Court of Owls...now, that is a Pay Per View event I would pony up for...

8. Remember guys...After all, Ivy is a 14-year-old trapped in a grown woman's body...that explains why she acts the way she does...

How is that different than any other woman...

TRIGGERED!!!

9. Yeah, Bruce...let's immediately trust the smugglers who just tried to shishkabob you and your friends with crossbows...

We have a long way to go until Batman...don't we...

10. Riddle me this...what is black, white, and red all over...

A Penguin...after an angry Nygma gets a hold of him...

#BestShowonTV #Gotham #FOX

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Supergirl Grade: D

Supergirl Grade: D

Spoilers...or what I like to call, "thank you for letting me know before I wasted an hour of my life"...

1. Hank Henshaw is dead...I am...An Awkward and Deliberate Comic Book Reference That You Would Not Have Figured Out Unless I Made It An Awkward And Deliberate Comic Book Reference...

2. Umm...Kara...you may not be able to break the bars, but I'm pretty sure you could have melted Momma Luthor's face with your laser eyes through the large spaces between them...just saying...

3. Hey...it's the Vigilante of Supergirl's Earth...

Hey...we had to give Guardian's existence a purpose in a show filled with superpowered aliens...

4. Why wasn't this whole show about Martian Manhunter and Miss Martian...is it because that would have actually been interesting...that's it...isn't it...

5. How dare you defile Batman by making a reference about him in this terrible show...

6. Why does this show feel more and more like a bad reboot of Alien Nation...

Spoiled milk anyone...

7. So, the Krypton computer can be overridden by simply spilling blood all over it...cause that's how it detects DNA...

That's great, if Superman ever loses his password he can just grab a porno and go to town...

8. Is there anyone that Kara can actually beat in a fight...anyone...

The Guardian maybe...

9. Who knew...during superhero fight scenes random pyrotechnics go off without any apparent rhyme or reason...

Seriously, special effects guys...you have just given up...haven't you...

10. Mon-El...is allergic to lead...yet is bulletproof in every scene he has been in prior to Cadmus...I guess those bad guys before were using paintballs or something....

#Supergirl #WCCB #CW #WhyDCWhy

Monday, November 21, 2016

HARLEen QUINzel IndieGoGo Week 2 Update

Two weeks into our IndieGoGo campaign for our feature length fan film HARLEen QUINzel and only at 2% of our goal!

We need your support, today!!!

To give you a more detailed glimpse into what we are trying to accomplish here is the interview with Director/Producer Ronn Garris owner of TGF Media.




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We are at 163 LIKES and If we get 1000 LIKES by January 1st, 2017...we will be randomly selecting a winner for a set of autographed cast prints and A SHOUT OUT IN THE CREDITS of the film.

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Thank you for your support!

Friday, November 18, 2016

The second round of #VampireHunterBatman...

Still, not totally satisfied with the look but I think I achieved a successful Anime feel to the character.
I used Alucard, Van Helsing, and Vampire Hunter D as inspirations.

Special thanks to Jonathan Thompson of Devil May Care Cosplay and Productions for the photographs...

Going to shoot this one more time, once I get the last minute touches done...mostly cosmetic and working out the fangs, as you still can't see them too well...

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DC's Legends of Tomorrow Grade: Dwarf Star Level F

DC's Legends of Tomorrow Grade: Dwarf Star Level F

Why...am I still watching this trainwreck...

1. A show about history that does nothing to demonstrate or maintain any historical accuracy...

Also, I know it's called Science Fiction...but there is the actual word Science in there somewhere...

2. Dime store Colossus is now fast enough to stop bullets and strong enough to stop a speed train...

Why...what the frak do we care...we should have been canceled a season and a half ago...

3. Let's ruin Jonah Hex in a way that Josh Brolin could never have imagined...

4. They name drop the Flash like a drunken paparazzi name drops any given member of the Kardashian Clan...

And, with the same effectiveness...

5. Let's see how many corny stereotypical western catch phrases we can fit into one episode...

6. Mick wants to watch the world burn...

How about we start with this show...

7. We now know why Rip Hunter is M.I.A...

He got access to the scripts for the entire season...

Now, he is the only one attempting to avoid career suicide...

8. Let's make a super suit for a guy who can transform into a man made out of impenetrable steel...

In addition, let's get the guy who fraked up his own suit to do it...

Makes as much sense as everything else on this show...

9. We found enough Dwarf Star Alloy to make Ray's character necessary and interesting again..,

Sorry...there ain't enough Dwarf Star Alloy in the entire multiverse..,

10. The perfect end to this show...

The Daleks show up to kill the team and then decide to let them live...

Cause, they're continued existence is a far worse fate than death...

Especially, for the audience...

#DCWTF #DCLegends #LegendsofTomorrow #WCCB #CW

Arrow Grade: C-

Arrow Grade: C-

One of the best episodes of the season...

But, really...is that saying much?

1. Roll call, Team Snowflake...

Low Rent Katniss Everdeen...here
Manic Depressive Casey Jones...here
Guy Who Just Gets Beat Up All The Time...here
Only Interesting Team Member...here

2. This episode brought to you by the letters...A...A...

3. Two words...The...Vigilante....

9 more...Why...can't...we...have...a...show...just...about...him...

4. Well, we know one thing...

Diggle is ripped...

5. Okay, let's date the antagonistic reporter...cause, that will totally work out...right...right...

6. Artemis is working for Prometheus...

Add that to the great big pile of stuff I just don't give a shite about...

7. There is no whine in Team...

8. Kevlar Arrow...Parachute Arrow...

But the Boxing Glove Arrow is just too corny, right...

9. Apparently, the only people who can't find the Arrow Cave, or the Quiver, or whatever the hell its's called now are...U.S. Marshalls...

They finally did install a new security system...it's called plot device...

10. The Vigilante has pinpoint aim...until the story calls for him to shoot as sloppy as a wayward lawn sprinkler...

#Thisshowhasfaileditsfans #DCHatesTheirFans #Arrow #WCCB #CW

Thursday, November 17, 2016

HARLEen QUINzel 11/17/2016 Update!

We are into week one of our IndieGoGo campaign for our feature length fan film HARLEen QUINzel and have already garnered 2% of our goal!  There is still a LONG way to go...so we need your support.

Here is our first cast interview, with yours truly, to explain more about this ambitious project which will tell Harley's full origin story with a horror twist.



Don't forget to visit, LIKE, and SHARE the movie's official Facebook page...

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If we get 1000 LIKES by January 1st, 2017...we will be randomly selecting a winner for a set of autographed cast prints and A SHOUT OUT IN THE CREDITS of the film.

Our IndieGoGo campaign page is...

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Please PLEDGE and SHARE today!!!

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Wednesday, November 16, 2016

#JustaQuickiePlease: Nerve Review

This film took two directors to craft, which was two too many.  If you are a self-absorbed, entitled, social media obsessed teenager, this may be worth the 96 minutes.  If not, this is an excruciating hour and a half of everything that is wrong with modern culture addicted to the inane offerings of the internet and all the sites and outlets it encompasses.  Poorly acted and written, gratuitously flashy, I equivocate it to the cinematic version of jiggling shiny keys in front of an audience with the attention span of a moth on meth.  The only thing it does right, is it shines a light on how desensitized, selfish, and utterly uncaring this most recent generation has become, willing to watch friends and strangers risk life, limb, and integrity for their own morbid entertainment; think Mean Girls and Clueless meets The Running Man.  The story is so assinine and predictable that by movie's end you just don't care about the haphazard, unrealistic conclusion they attempt to push and preach.  Teen angst is a popular subject, although its hard to find any genuine and deserved ire among youth handed everything they could ever wish for from tech to music, to fashion.  Gone are the days of the Breakfast Club, Less than Zero, Pretty in Pink and their ilk, replaced by stories and characters as shallow as the civilization they represent.  0 out of Kernels; In this alleged high-stakes game of truth or dare, I'd choose good ole Monopoly or Clue any day.

#JustaQuickiePlease: The Monster (2016) Review

Indie horror films can be hit or miss, but more so than not, the intimacy, thorough storytelling, and carefully crafted characters make them worth the time and emotional investment.  Bryan Bertino's The Monster is no exception and, in my mind, sets a new standard in its genre.  Instead of relying on jump scares and gratuitous gore, the focus is on the tragic tale of a mother and daughter, told through gritty, authentic, and heartbreaking flashbacks.  It is a horror movie that transcends its peers, frightening audiences by having them face the terror of personal demons, which are far more fearsome than even the stunningly fashioned abomination that hunts this minimal cast.  Using inspired cinematography, a chilling soundtrack, and superior performances, The Monster, doesn't just scare us, it makes us feel; connecting with the characters on an exclusive level no matter the extent of their screen time.  With genuine dialogue and interactions, you experience every word as if spoken directly to you.  The only minus, a bit too much unnecessary profanity in an otherwise stellar script. This is what modern filmmaking was meant to be; effects eclipsed by a simple, well-told story.  4 out of 5 Kernels: Unpredictable to the very last second, this is a journey into what truly haunts who we are and the monsters that exist from within and without.

Flash Grade: B

Flash Grade: B

Speedster sized spoilers...

1. If whining was a super power...Wally West would be the most powerful being in the universe...

2. Wells finally got some face time...

Ha...

3. Vibe vs. Frost...did anyone else have a simultaneous geekgasm...

4. Then Megatro.,.I mean Savitar showed up...

5. And while we are on topic...I thought the God of Speed was Walter White...

6. Is Dr. Alchemy the bad guy...or is he building an army against Savitar...

This is Fox news...we report...you decide...

7. Hands up if you believe Julian is Alchemy...

8. Iris may not be a Meta...but she has one hell of a right hook...

Admit it, we all lived a little vicariously through her when she punched Wally...

9. Okay, CW...intros now comprise 1/4th of each show's runtime...time to back it down a bit...

10. Hey, Joe, that was a cock block that literally stretched across 19 Earths...

#Flashpoint #TheFlash #Flash #WCCB #CW #Crossoverisnextweek

Gotham Grade: B+

Gotham Grade: B+

To not watch this show is the real spoiler...

1. Straight-laced Jim Gordon is almost as interesting as normal laced Lee Thompkins...

And, if you haven't read any of my earlier grading posts you will miss the intensive sarcasm of that statement...

2. Nygma is literally more effective, on his own than the entire GCPD...

Tell me again, how Batman is the world's greatest detective...

3. That Penguin painting suddenly gave me a Pretty in Pink Deja Vu moment...

If you got that reference...you aren't awesome, you're epic...

4. And, the award for the Most Awkward Way to Hold a Shotgun goes to...

Captain Barnes...

5. Did Isabella get out of the car and physically fight the train...

Cause, that's what it looks like...

6. Barnes, who can rip the heads of off people and push victims through solid concrete walls...with ease, mind you...has issues fighting Jim one on one...

He must be suffering from that whole Oliver Queen syndrome...

7. Bruce got caught checking out the Ivy...

8. Crossbows...because actual guns are just so darned inconvenient and ineffective...

9. Selina is being all catty about her relationship with Bruce...

Sorry, just couldn't resist...

10. Let's all go back to the Wayne Manner for protection...

Because that has never worked out before...

But, what...Bruce is a betting man...

#Gotham #FOX #ThisShowRocks #BringBackJerome

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Supergirl Grade: D-

Supergirl Grade: D-

Reaching that ABC standard, yet again...

1. Roll call of all the movies we outright ripped off tonight...
The Thing
The Matrix
Lifeforce

Did I miss any...

2. So, that's what armor would look like if it was based solely on the design of Diggle's helmet...

Huh...

3. Our progressive propaganda of the week...global warming...

We don't even try to write opposition to it well, we just stereotype the hell out of it...

4. I guess the production team finally decided to throw out any genuineness, logic, or continuity of its characters altogether...

5. Alex Danvers...from bad arse to weeping willow in a season and a half...

DC...when it comes to female characters...we have no idea what the frak we are doing...

6. At least we have moved from bad cosplay to bad CGI...

7. What, we are not giving the Guardian a dirt bike....Oliver is going to be pissed...

8. Martian Manhunter...as useless as any hint of scientific authenticity on this show...

9.  We have graduated from The Gilmore Girls with Capes to The Young and the Super Senseless...

Or the Hills (of Krypton)...

Cause, writing is hard...everything is so hard...

Frustrated grunt...

10. Winn...when you want Cisco but don't need any of his personality or creativity...

Seriously, we aren't even trying to do anything different...

Just making a straight out carbon copy...

Why should we...

Look at DC's Legends of Tomorrow...those guys get paid big money for that nonsense...

#DCSuperFail #Supergirl #WCCB #CW #DCHatesTheirFans

Monday, November 14, 2016

Indiegogo campaign for our feature length fan film HARLEen QUINzel...Harley Quinn's full origin story with a definitive horror twist.

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Saturday, November 12, 2016

DC's Legends of Tomorrow Grade: Is there an actual grade lower than an F...cause we need one invented for this show...

DC's Legends of Tomorrow Grade: Is there an actual grade lower than an F...cause we need one invented for this show...

Holy cow...just when you think it can't get any worse...it does...

1. Apparently, in the 80's, White House security was actually less effective than the Arrow Cave, D.E.O, and Star Lab's combined...

2. Damian Darhk dressed like Don Johnson...

You didn't just jump the Shark...you freakin' shot it, dressed it's corpse in a hot pink tutu, set it on fire, and sent it's ashes to Garry Marshall...

3. Again, why does the Reverse Flash need ANYONE to help him...

4. Good job, Sarah, tell Damian all about his future, how he failed, how he died...sure, what could possibly go wrong...

5. You know your show sucks when even Lance Henriksen can't make it better...

Fraking Lance Henriksen...

6. Is it some sort of superhero code to announce yourself in lieu of the element of surprise when ambushing an enemy...

7. Am I the only one who thinks they are going to make the guy who plays the young version of Stein the next Doctor Who...

Probably...

But made you think about it, none the less...

8. Why does each episode feel like the N.I.T version of the X-Men...

9. Thank you, Rory...I hate that freakin' song too...

10.  Slow motion time period fashion walk...

Cause...we need to do this in every show...

How else are we going to kill a few minutes to fill in the gaps that our inept writing doesn't...

#DCWTF #DCLegends #LegendsofTomorrow #WCCB #CW

Arrow Grade: D-

Arrow Grade: D-

And, this was supposed to be the season we brought it back to the basics...

1.  Go...go...Team Snowflake...

2.  You know you're having a bad season when the actor who possesses the best and most effective acting range is Dolph Lundgren...

No, really...

3. Two words...Parachute Arrow...need I say anything more...

4.  So, Felicity, it's now okay to lie to the person you love about what you do...

But it doesn't end there...

Then you decide to reveal the secret details about the Arrow to the boyfriend you just met about a month ago...

Congratulations on becoming the most hypocritical and useless character on the show...

We need Oliver to put an arrow into each knee of the writing staff...

5. Hate your mentor, blame him for your parent's death, call him a serial killer...well, once he saves your life it will make it all better...kinda like momma's kisses on your boo-boo....

6. Apparently, Crown Royal is really a secret elixir that turns alcoholic cops into super ninja archer guys...who knew...

7. Guinness is here guys...to award us with the World's Record for the most convoluted storyline...kudos...

8.  And juts like that, a new catch phrase is born..."there is an Algorithm for that..."

9. No, all of our DA's let unauthorized vigilantes walk right through a fresh crime scene contaminating everything...

Truly, I'm surprised he didn't ride through it on a dirtbike...

10. Remind me to NEVER...EVER...ride the light rail or subway in Star City...

#Thewritershavefailedthisshow #DChatestheirfans #WCCB #CW #Arrow

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

#JustaQuickiePlease: Dr. Strange Review

Take a director who has made subpar horror flicks and assign him the arduous, seemingly implausible task of creating an entirely different Marvel film that will launch the tone and feel of the next phase of this franchise.  Add in a stellar cast, astounding effects, and then incessantly pray, to the cinematic gods, that you don't create the next Fifth Element.   Well, folks, rest easy, as those supplications have been answered.  Scott Derrickson brings us Inception meets Harry Potter with a superhero flair.  On the downside, the plot is a bit thin and the ending malnourished (infinitely evil supernatural entities wouldn't realistically keep promises they make to their antagonist), but there is enough excitement, stunning cinematography, and top notch performances to buffer those inefficiencies.  The speed and tempo, however, adequately suit the film, as the writers try to tell two complex and cohesive origin stories in as engaging and genuine way as possible in the limited screen time they are allotted.  Marvel's casting has been nearly flawless, and Cumberbatch's marvelous interpretation of the Sorcerer Supreme keeps that record well intact.  The remaining ensemble is remarkable, fleshing out their incarnations with wonder, authenticity, and a convincing humor.   And, despite the ridiculous social media controversy surrounding her role, Swinton is absolutely believable and enjoyable as the wise, eccentric, and appropriately sarcastic Ancient One; not to mention her scenes of total bad arsery.  Marvel has truly taken its success to the very next level, and the psychedelic trip of Strange appears only to be the beginning of what they have in store for us.  3 out of 5 Kernels; this is literally what movie magic looks like.  

Gotham Grade: A-

Gotham Grade: A-

Why are you not watching this show yet...

1) Here comes the Judge...here comes the Judge...

And, if you get that reference you are a die hard Batman fan...

2) Did it sound something like that...

That's the Symon death scene...

And, if you get that reference, you ain't awesome...you epic...

3) Okay, already tired of Gordon as a straight-laced guy...can we move this along, please...

If someone could cue the Barbara/Jim reunion...that would be great...

4) High point of the episode..the total lack of Vale's presence...low point of the episode...any scene with Lee in it...

5) Is it just me, or does the guy who plays Mario look like Lugosi's great grandkid...

Or Eddie Munster...all growed up...

6) And the worst decapitated head effect goes to...

Seriously, did they raid Party City at the last minute for that prop...

7) Okay, that whole Nygma/Kringle scene was hot...

It was like Fifty Shades of Green all up in there...

8) We've have officially reduced Penguin to Gotham's version of Felicity...

Stop it Heller...just stop it...

9) Isabella caught the train...

Ha...

10) Am I the only one who wonders if Toad is still in Barnes' trunk...

Oh God, how long's it been ...aww..let's...let see it...two...two weeks...yep...yep, he is dead...definitely dead...

We are just chock full of pop culture references today...aren't we...

#BestShowonTV #DC #Gotham #FOX

Supergirl Grade: D

Supergirl Grade: D

The way this show dips in quality from week to week, I need to drop a Dramamine before every episode...

1) Don't cross the streams, Ray....

2) Literally, the only thing he could hit was the broad side of a building...

3) Does the DEO run tours or something....

Seriously waiting for that scene in Wargames to happen...

And then Broderick challenges Cadmus to a game...

4) We can't write a believable story...what do we do...oh, I got it...just put a bunch of sex stuff together and send it right out there...

DC...we believe our audiences are idiots...

5) Supergirl is not faster than a speeding bullet, or a ray gun, or the average human, or....

She did race Barry...didn't she...

6) Yay...Olsen is getting a super suit...

Said no DC fan ever...

7) Well, that was a plot twist everyone saw coming...

And still, no one cared about...

8) Mon-El...apparently, the Charlie Sheen of the Universe...

9) Jimmy...able to evacuate a tall building in a single bound...

So, we have just thrown any realism right into the trash, haven't we...

10) It's bad when your writers outright steal plot ideas from Family Matters...

And, where the hell was Martian Manhunter to do Kara's stupid doppelganger thing anyway...

This show was supposed to get better when it moved to the CW...wasn't it....

#DCHatesitsFans #Supergirl #WCCB #CW

Saturday, November 5, 2016

DC's Legends of Tomorrow Grade: F to the Infinite Power

DC's Legends of Tomorrow Grade: F to the Infinite Power

It's like they're just daring the network to cancel them at this point...

1. Think of it like this...

History and science are Brian Griffin and this show is Jillian...

2. You know your show sucks when you can't even get the zombie episode right...

Glenn would have literally killed himself to escape this show...

3. Because a woman captain in Civil War America would be accepted with open arms...

Frak You, MotherFraking, realism....

4. The best way to sum up this episode...

If Roger Corman directed Roots...

DC...offensive steroetypes are our thing, man....

5. Again, let's not have the nuclear-powered superhero wipe out the zombies because we might reveal our powers and presence and alter the timeline...

You mean the very same timeline already altered by motherfraking zombies...

6. All zombie virus effects are stripped away by the antidote like Ben Affleck's raccoon eyes miraculously disappeared when Superman ripped off his cowl...

Bonus points for reaching across the multiverse for that reference...

7. 1970's Star Trek called...they want their damn sets and special effects back...

8. So, if you drop a single hurricane lantern from the third floor it explodes like the entire area has been sprayed by Kerosene...

I was seriously waiting for Kevin McCallister to jump out and say, "Yes...yes...yes...yes"...

9. Rory gives Ray Captain Cold's gun...

Sure...whatever...is anyone still watching anymore, anyway...

Let's see if he gets down the whole Shatner cadence now...

10. I think the advice old Barry gave was....

Change the motherfraking channel...

P.S....that's why they're keeping it a secret...

#WTFDC #DC #DCLegends #DCLegendsofTomorrow #WCCB #CW

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Arrow Grade: D-

Arrow Grade: D-

Spoilers that won't fail this post...

1. The contempt for realism these writers have epitomized in one episode...

Guy who is tortured to near death is able to...

A) Dig his own grave....

B) Carry on cognitive disccussions...

C) Stand, walk around, and in a couple of days....successfully battle the guy who tortured him...

2. Laziest and most predictable plot device ever...

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...Christopher Chance...

3. Forces guy to change his ways, leave the city he loves, abandoned the perfect life he gives her to return to said city, talks him into going back to the very life she despises, breaks his heart because he told a lie he had no choice but to tell, asks him to put her feelings before his own flesh and blood, constantly interferes in his tactics and practices, and immediately finds a rebound relationship after emotionally devastating him...

Yeah, that's Felicity Smoak...can we please have Laurel back now...

4. You guys realize, Ragman can pretty much handle all of it right...

He is literally the Firestorm of this show...

5. That Dolph Lundgren payoff better be a good one...

6. Diggle gets a helmet upgrade...

It still looks stupid, but at least it's functional...

7. Oliver is being hunted by another dark archer...

Gotta love the new originality route they are taking this season...

8. Okay...so no one is going to explain low rent Deathstroke...

No one...

9. Does the SCPD not realize that driving criminals to prison is not the best idea by now...

Seriously, who in the hell would sign up for that detail...

Those cops have steadily become the Red Shirts of the DC TVerse...

10. Where were the dirt bikes...

#Thewritershavefailedthisshow #WCCB #CW #Arrow

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Grade: A

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Grade: A

S.P.O.I.L.E.R.S...I have no idea why...just running out of ideas...

1. Three words...Fraking...Johnny...Blaze...

2. It was the twist we all so coming...but nice try...

3. An origin story in a less than 15-minute Flashback...

Take notes DC...

4. Was it just me...or did we all thoroughly enjoy the Mace beat down...

5. Oh, where or where did Fitz's Simmons go...or where or where could she be...

6.  That book is kinda like Hell's yellow pages...isn't it...

7. What's in the boxes Eli....what's in the boxes...

You may have to read that seven times to get that reference...

8. We just covered the last season of Peggy Carter in like 5 minutes...

We miss you, Peggy...

9. He can't be a supernatural being cause that's just silly...

Said the man who came back from the dead, standing next to an Inhuman...

10.  This show is like a lazy crack dealer for fanboys...you got your four hits and now you gotta wait three weeks for the next score...

Let the withdrawals begin...

#MarvelsAOS #MarvelsAgentsofShield #GhostRider #Marvel #Thisshowrocks

Flash Grade: B

Flash Grade: B

Speedforce level spoilers...

1. Did J.J. Abrams direct this episode...

2. Tell me again...exactly how did a hologram trip the Meta detectors...

3. Apparently, the CW pays Disney by the reference...

4. Is anyone else missing the Eobard Thawne version of Wells right about now...

5.  H.R. Wells...get it...get it...

6. Chill Caitlin..just chill...

7. So, Julian is upset because, just when he became an accomplished scientist all of these magically created Metas came about and now he feels powerless...it's too bad there isn't a school he could go to where they could teach him the special skills needed to stop them...like, a place where they have classes about monsters and spells and such...come to think of it...a story like  that would be huge...it could sell millions of books and have multiple movies made about it...why, has no one thought of this by now...

8. Did a 15-year-old just outsmart Cisco...

Seriously, dude...really...

9. Worst episode pay off ever...

On the other hand, the most sitcom inspired heartfelt speeches in one episode...

I was literally waiting  for Danny Tanner to pop out at some point...

TGIT...

10. Thanks for all the backstory on Caitlin's mom...cause that was a huge help in understanding their dynamic...

It's not like we had three seasons to at least broach their relationship or anything...

#WCCB #CW #Flash #Crossovercantcomesoonenough

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Gotham Grade: A-

Gotham Grade: A-

Seriously, if you are not watching this show you should be ashamed of yourself...

1. Poor Pengy...can't catch a break...

2. Barbara Keen...from lame to epic in four seasons...

3. This episode brought to you by the letters...L...S...D...

4. Even in Gordon's trip, Lee is boring as hell...

5. When it comes to evil...it always boils down to one ring...doesn't it...

6. Selina and Bruce...the most engaging relationship on this show...

And, they're freakin' teenagers...

7. Bruce wearing a mask...get it...get it...

8. This show is literally Tim Burton's wet dream...isn't it...

9. Nygma gets the girl even after telling her he murdered his last lover...

I've been doing this whole courting thing all wrong...

10. And why, exactly, did Jervis leave the bottle of Red Queen next to Jim's head...

Oh yeah, even he is powerless against the nemesis known as Plot Device...

#BestDCShowEver #Gotham #FOX #BringBackJerome

Supergirl Grade: C

Supergirl Grade: C

Yeah, I was shocked too...

1. First rule of Alien Fight Club...

2. They actually followed Miss Martian's canon...

What...

3. Again...a news desk with integrity can only exist in a work of fiction...

4. Who exactly, can Supergirl beat...

5. How can we truly ruin a cool DC character...

Ladies and gentlemen...J'onn J'onnzz...

And, why again, are we still calling him Hank...

6. Wynn...think Felicity and Cisco...minus anything you like about Felicity and Cisco...

7. Sweep the leg...do you have a problem with that, Ms. Danvers...

And if you got that reference...you are awesome...

8. The DEO...frak security...

Now, we know who really advised Hillary on those emails...

9. Mon-El and Kara...the only pairing that could possibly be more boring than Kara and Jimmy...

10. Kara really hates asphalt...

#Supergirl #WCCB #CW #Crossovercantcomesoonenough