#JustaQuickiePlease: Exists Review

Found footage films have been done to death, and its hard to find one with a fresh and unique take amidst the myriad of POV flops and fails.  So, when the progenitor of the genre, director Eduardo Sanchez, of Blair Witch infamy, released his latest vantage venue, I was intrigued to see if he could truly best his firstborn flick.  It took all of the five minutes of this hour and twenty-six long farce to realize that there is nothing new under the sun.  Sanchez moves from witches to Sasquatch in this tale of terror in which five obnoxious hipsters are hunted by what can only be equated as Harry, of Harry and The Henderson's, homicidal brother.  The ridiculously poor performances might be forgivable if not for the stale and utterly unscary story that drags, even through its attempts at tension and thrills.   As for the found footage aspect, it is done poorly and predictably, even inappropriately adding music emanating from nowhere, to further contradict its own concept.  Although I will admit, once the missing link of lore is unveiled, he is somewhat impressive, especially seeing how difficult it is to make Bigfoot frightening thanks in large part to his commercial sellout as a beef jerky pitchman...or pitchbeast...whatever.   The attempted moral to this tragic tale is admirable but the ending is as unrealistic as the acting and premise.  0 out of 5 Kernels:  If I were the Yeti, I would come out of hiding just to sue the studio for defamation of character.

Flash Grade: A-

Flash Grade: A-

Killer spoilers...

1. Megatron vs. The Flash...these crossovers are getting ridiculous...

2. Dr. Alchemy reveal...

The surprise that surprised no one...

Seriously...no one...

3. That was the hottest cold kiss ever...

Forget Iris...Barry...ice, ice baby...

4. Vibe and Killer Frost could become Stormtroopers with their combined level of accuracy...

5. Joe trusts his gut...

Gut lied...

6. Wasn't there a way we could have just left Wally in that Cocoon...like for the rest of the season...

7. So, Julian you want Barry to quit because his moral compass is off and therefore he can't serve justice properly...and you do so by blackmailing him...

Is this guy a douche in everything he plays in...

8. How do you defeat Savitar...

Optimus Prime must throw the one ring into the fires of Mordor...

9.  I'm Barry Allen...and I'm the fastest man alive...and like the fourth fastest speedster...make that fifth...I mean sixth...wait, I lost count...what episode are we on now...oh, nevermind...

10. Caitlin pulled a total liquid Terminator move on that acolyte...

#Flash #WCCB #CW #LoveThisShow

Gotham Grade: A-

Gotham Grade: A-

Best DC show ever!

1. On this episode of Fifty Shades of Nygma...

2. Tabby gave Butch a hand...literally...

3. This week...Gotham meets the Godfather...

4. Butch found Nygma's accusations shocking...

5. Yeah, Barbara...don't shoot Nygma after you realize he tortured and maimed the woman you love...that makes perfect sense...

That wasn't too Keen, now was it...

Ha...

Oh, how I miss Jerome...

6. At this point...the only one that cares about Lee and Jim's relationship...is Mario...

7. Falcone vs. The Court of Owls...now, that is a Pay Per View event I would pony up for...

8. Remember guys...After all, Ivy is a 14-year-old trapped in a grown woman's body...that explains why she acts the way she does...

How is that different than any other woman...

TRIGGERED!!!

9. Yeah, Bruce...let's immediately trust the smugglers who just tried to shishkabob you and your friends with crossbows...

We have a long way to go until Batman...don't we...

10. Riddle me this...what is black, white, and red all over...

A Penguin...after an angry Nygma gets a hold of him...

#BestShowonTV #Gotham #FOX

Supergirl Grade: D

Supergirl Grade: D

Spoilers...or what I like to call, "thank you for letting me know before I wasted an hour of my life"...

1. Hank Henshaw is dead...I am...An Awkward and Deliberate Comic Book Reference That You Would Not Have Figured Out Unless I Made It An Awkward And Deliberate Comic Book Reference...

2. Umm...Kara...you may not be able to break the bars, but I'm pretty sure you could have melted Momma Luthor's face with your laser eyes through the large spaces between them...just saying...

3. Hey...it's the Vigilante of Supergirl's Earth...

Hey...we had to give Guardian's existence a purpose in a show filled with superpowered aliens...

4. Why wasn't this whole show about Martian Manhunter and Miss Martian...is it because that would have actually been interesting...that's it...isn't it...

5. How dare you defile Batman by making a reference about him in this terrible show...

6. Why does this show feel more and more like a bad reboot of Alien Nation...

Spoiled milk anyone...

7. So, the Krypton computer can be overridden by simply spilling blood all over it...cause that's how it detects DNA...

That's great, if Superman ever loses his password he can just grab a porno and go to town...

8. Is there anyone that Kara can actually beat in a fight...anyone...

The Guardian maybe...

9. Who knew...during superhero fight scenes random pyrotechnics go off without any apparent rhyme or reason...

Seriously, special effects guys...you have just given up...haven't you...

10. Mon-El...is allergic to lead...yet is bulletproof in every scene he has been in prior to Cadmus...I guess those bad guys before were using paintballs or something....

#Supergirl #WCCB #CW #WhyDCWhy

We have officially chosen our Joker!!!!

#HarleenQuinzel

HARLEen QUINzel IndieGoGo Week 2 Update

Two weeks into our IndieGoGo campaign for our feature length fan film HARLEen QUINzel and only at 2% of our goal!

We need your support, today!!!

To give you a more detailed glimpse into what we are trying to accomplish here is the interview with Director/Producer Ronn Garris owner of TGF Media.

Please, don't forget to visit, LIKE, and SHARE the movie's official Facebook page.

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We are at 163 LIKES and If we get 1000 LIKES by January 1st, 2017...we will be randomly selecting a winner for a set of autographed cast prints and A SHOUT OUT IN THE CREDITS of the film.

The IndieGoGo campaign page is https://igg.me/at/6Whd-JGIsqw/x/15274590...please PLEDGE and SHARE today!!!

Thank you for your support!

The second round of #VampireHunterBatman...

Still, not totally satisfied with the look but I think I achieved a successful Anime feel to the character.
I used Alucard, Van Helsing, and Vampire Hunter D as inspirations.

Special thanks to Jonathan Thompson of Devil May Care Cosplay and Productions for the photographs...

Going to shoot this one more time, once I get the last minute touches done...mostly cosmetic and working out the fangs, as you still can't see them too well...

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