Arrow Grade: D-

Arrow Grade: D-

Seriously, what the frak happened to this show...

Oh, and spoilers...

1) DIRTBIKES...

2) So, we are just going to ignore the fact the emo chick killed an innocent guy in the elevator...

Is that right...

Love Felicity's consistency in her value system...

3) And, while we are on that topic...

Yeah, I know I gave you shite about everything you did...

Watched your actions nearly destroy everyone around you...

But, I'm still gonna do it...

4) You know this show is up crap creek...

When the most poignant moments involve a character named Wild Dog...

Who uses the word Hoss like he's getting paid by the utterance...

5) We are just glossing over the fact that Oliver is an admitted serial killer...

Is that what we are doing...

Okay, moving on...

6) Mr. Terrific...

His superpowers are bad timing and awkward pauses...

But, he is like Super Saiyan when it comes to those things...

7) Diggle has been a vigilante, working above the law for years...

Beats up suspects...

Could care less about due process...

But, let's talk about Lyla...

8) Arrow Season 5...

The year of contradictions and questionable morality...

This is a superhero show...

Right...

9) Focuses a good fifteen minutes on an outdated video game...

That is the level of writing we are dealing with...

Any wonder how we got here...

10)  This show has the same priorities that Legend's does...

Let's use the meta-human with a sonic cry that can pretty much incapacitate or destroy anything in her path...

As little as possible...

Apparently, the next member of Team Arrow should be...

Plot device...

Bonus:  No Flashbacks...

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Flash Grade: B

Flash Grade: B

Apparently in 2024...

Barry Allen becomes Eric Draven...

Oh, and spoilers...

1) That is one cold hearted beeotch...

2) Wally West is to Barry...

What Turbo Boost was to K.I.T.T...

And, if you understood that reference...

You may have an unhealthy obsession with David Hasselhoff...

3) Cisco went all Terminator 2...

4) Tell me again...

How the slutty girls in the audience got H.R.'s personal cell phone number...

Is it listed in his books or something...

5) Takes them an entire episode to invent one piece of tech...

Can rebuild S.T.A.R Labs in five minutes...

6) Happy endings...

We are a team again...

Everyone has closure...

Wally is still a vegetable...

Did we all just forget about that...

7) Emo Barry is Emo...

8) Barry didn't think to look away from Top...

It may be the future, Flash...

But you have fought these guys before...

9) Mirror Master can now bend entire buildings without any effect on the actual structure or residents...

And, then they return to normal without a single window broken...

Wow...

Apparently, he can bend reality and common sense too...

By the way...

After future Flash went AWOL...

Did the police just give up too...

Cause it looks like they just gave up too...

10)  By the way...

Savitar is Ronnie...

Send me my check...

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Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Grade: C-

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Grade: C-

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Fans: You're not going to copy Ultron with this story arc are you...

Writers: No...

Of course not...

The two are totally different...

Ultron became evil after surfing the web and realizing humanity was inferior...

Aida went nutty after reading a book and then realizing humanity was inferior...

Fans: But Ultron tried to make himself human just like Aida is attempting to do...

Writers: Yeah, that's why we ripped off the Matrix...

Fans: Wait...

What...

Writers: Did you see the trailer to Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2...

Fans: Dude...

IT WAS SO AWESOME...

But weren't we talking about something else, though...

Writers: I am Groot...

Oh, and spoilers...

1) So, Aida built in the ability to not only make Daisy an Inhuman but the possibility for her to acquire the same powers she has in the real world...

Who programmed this chick...

The same guys who came up with Windows 10...

2) Good Grant is Boring Grant...

3) One newscast turns the entire world against Hydra...

Love the utter believability of this entire season...

Didn't Supergirl already do the same Shtick with Myriad...

4) After I kill Coulson...

Then I go after Mouse and Squirrel...

C'mon guys...

You know you thought it too...

5) Mace gets a building dumped on him...

Dead...

Aida flies out of a fifteen thousand story window...

She gets a flare up of eczema...

Huh...

6) Because of my programming...

I can't kill humans...

Until I kill humans...

7) Entire world monitored and controlled by Hydra...

Simmons can park a Quinjet on an oil platform with zero cloaking...

Cause...

Writers: She's not the female version of Ultron guys...wait...what...

8) Apparently...

Amazon Shipping is the main security arm of Hydra...

9) We already ripped off the Matrix...

Why not steal a little from V is for Vendetta too...

Who's going to notice...

10) Why does evil Fitz remind me of this bit...

Gotham Grade: A

Gotham Grade: A

It's back...

The second half of Season 3...

Or, as I like to call it...

Batman begins...

Oh, and spoilers...

1-5.  Three words...

Ra's...

al...

Ghul....

6. That street fight scene, though....

7. THE RIDDLER...

8. Penguin is back...

And, we didn't think he stood a ghost of a chance...

Get it...

Get it...

Okay, moving on...

9. Foxy...

Solving riddles...

The Foxmaster

Foxman...

The Foxinator....

Foxmeister...

What did the Fox say...

Fox-o-rama...

And, if you got that reference...

You remember when SNL was actually funny...

10. Cliche evil twin storyline is cliched...

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Supergirl Grade: D-

Supergirl Grade: D-

If it wasn't for Legends...

This would be the worst DC show on the CW...

Oh, and spoilers...

1. Supergirl's only weakness is Kryptonite...

And, nanobots...

And, aliens with lasers that shoot out of their foreheads...

And, cyborgs from Cadmus...

Wait...

What were we talking about again...

2. We went from Gilmore Girls with Capes to Veronica Mars from Krypton in one episode...

3. Mon-El...

The real super girl of the show...

4. Alex free episode...

We had an Alex free episode...

Well, for the most part...

5. Oh good, they brought the Guardian back...

Said, no one...

EVER...

6. Wynn and that Alien chick...

Proving being a geek is sexy on a universal scale...

7. Worst death scene ever...

Well, next to this...

Hey, wait...

That guy looks awfully familiar...

8. If any woman is wearing a Bluetooth device of any kind in National City...

Run like hell...

9. Snapper...

Again, proving the only honest reporter is a product of fiction...

10. BFFs with a Luthor...

What could possibly go wrong...

We all know...

So, don't expect us to be surprised...

#Supergirl #CW #DC #ThisShowisFanKryptonite

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Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Grade: C

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Grade: C

Still, can't get passed all the glaring plot holes that seem to increase by the episode...

But the remarkable performances of the cast keeps me watching...

Oh, and spoilers...

1. Why would Aida even allow Terrigen Crystals or Inhumans, for that matter, to exist in her Matrix reboot...

2. This whole world had to be created based on Neo...I mean May's inability to exist in it without conflict or none of this will ever make any sense...

3. Ratcliffe told Daisy he installed an escape from the framework...

Bet it's Jackson waiting for them with a handful of red and blue pills...

4. How could Fitz turn so evil...

Have you seen Madame Hydra...

If you were a geek who scored a super hot robot girl...

You'd probably open up an amusement park in Hell to keep her...

5. Grant said he was sorry...

Simmons had the same reaction we all would have...

6. Cliche of building collapsing on hero was cliched...

7. So, let me get this straight...

May was perfectly fine with all that Hydra has done...

It's a Nazi organization...

Tortures and kills innocent people...

Oppresses the entire world...

But suddenly get's pissed because they blow up a building full of kids she never knew were even there...

Really...

REALLY...

Apparently, the greatest enemy to Aida's framework is...

Plot device...

8. Daisy is going to become Quake in the Framework...

Cause it makes as much sense as everything else this season...

9. And, while we are on topic...

If Aida created and controls the Framework...

How again, is she unable to track all of this stuff going on...

Damn you, plot device...

10. The crazy Irishman from Braveheart is Fitz's dad...

I guess they finally took his freedom...

#ABC #Marvel #AgentsofShield #Framework #Aida