Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Supergirl Grade: F

Supergirl Grade: F

Well, at least they're consistent...

If you consider being consistently bad
a good thing...

1.  We've accomplished a lot this week...

Copied the bar set from Total Recall and imitated the alien identification scene from The Thing...

That's what I love about this show...

Its focus on originality...

2. Congrats DC...

Only you could make a show about empowering woman in which every female character is whiny, weepy, co-dependant, love struck, and has the maturity level of a 14-year-old...

Kudos...

Keep marching Melissa...

3. She was once the female incarnation of Christopher Reeve, inspiring the hope and integrity of his personification of Superman...

Now she is just a patronizing, holier than thou, unnecessarily conflicted, poster child for the Liberal Agenda...

Yay...progress...

4. Martian Manhunter....

When you need a superhero who is easily defeated by any and every villain he has to face...

5. Did I just witness the Martian version of a booty call...

6. Is there anyone Supergirl is more powerful than...

I ask again...

Is there anyone less powerful than the girl with the word super deliberately and purposefully placed in her name...

I mean, at this point, Kryptonite is just an overkill...

7. I am so glad this series is focused on Alex's relationship goals...

Cause I was getting tired of all those well written comic book shows...

8. Mon-El...

If this show was the anatomy of a person...

He would be the appendix...

Maybe the tonsils...

It's a close call...

9. White Martians burn and destroy anyone and anything they don't agree with...

So, there are Progressives on other planets...

Who knew...

Now we can blame the Berkley riots on an alien invasion...

10.  Next week on Supergirl...

Kara faces a foe she can barely defeat, lots of cry talk, Alex does something no one but the writers cares about, Winn needs to find a purpose, the new Tin Man beats some people up, and the DEO has a security breach...

Which is the same plotline of last week...

And the week before...

And....

Come to think of it...

Do we need to even DVR this show...

#Supergirl #CW #WCCB #WhyDCW

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