Thursday, February 9, 2017

DC Legends of Tomorrow Grade: F

DC Legends of Tomorrow Grade: F

Spoilers...or what I like to call...you're welcome for getting 45 minutes of your life back...

1. Ill-timed sex scene was ill-timed...

2. This show should be called DC Legends of Alt Facts...

3. Mick Rory's intro was the first accurate dialogue this show has ever offered...

4. Poor Man's Colossus can survive a100-foot fall and a barrage of bullets but has an issue with hypothermia...

5. Vixen has in essence, been reduced to a booty call...

Congrats DC for your continued work in stereotyping and devaluing your female characters...

I guess we can only write one solid female lead at a time...

Is it...

6.  It's official...

Sara Lance has been killed and brought back to life so many times she is the Highlander...

7. Who else wanted to see the rat eat Ray...

Show of hands...

Secondly...

Who though the rat was the best actor on the show this week...

Show of hands...

8. Rory literally received a monument to stupidity...

9. Firestorm, once again, relegated to uselessness...

Cause the ATOM and rat CGI was so worth the expenditure in comparison...

For the love of Firefly, please bring Jax and Stein back to the Flash...

10. No wonder we earned our independence...

Two unarmed guys, who telegraphed their attack, were able to take out an entire platoon of Redcoats equipped with present day machine guns...

#DCLegends #LegendsofTomorrow #CW #WCCB #DCWTF

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