Monday, March 6, 2017

Supergirl Grade: F

Supergirl Grade: F

Is the writing staff sufficiently stockpiled with Democratic propagandists...

Or are we still hiring...

Prologue: Did we just outright rip off the mutant escape scene from X-Men Origins: Wolverine...

Is that we did...

Oh, and spoilers...

1. The DEO must remain anonymous, so it is off the books...

Except for their apparent revolving door allowing almost every character access to it...

Even UPS delivers there...

2. My dad may be a murderous, lying, traitor whose acts have resulted in the kidnapping of hundreds of innocent aliens...

But deep down, he's a great guy...

Now you understand the fundamentals of Liberal ideology...

3. And, where exactly did James stash his Guardian outfit...

Was there a phone booth nearby or something...

Like in 1985...

4. Proof that the only real journalism exists in a fictional universe...

5. I hope, for that alien chick's sake...

Wynn fraks better than he fights...

6. Yeah, Alex, never lead with the high-powered alien handgun...

That would make way to much sense...

Goodness knows we wouldn't want any of that in this series...

7. She said to Dean Cain...

You are the only Superman we need...

Now, can she explain that to Nolan and Synder...

8. Alex Danvers...

How to Ruin a Character in 10 episodes...

9. How exactly didn't J'onn read that Alex allowed her dear ole' dad to escape in the first place...

Apparently, even Martian telepathy is subject to a greater power...

Plot device...

10. Why couldn't Maggie and Danvers done the whole stake out, sneak attack, and GPS tracking thingy from the beginning...

Bonus: Kara breaks the rules when it is convenient and just for her...

Then incessantly lords over anyone who does the same...

Again, she is the good guy of the show...right...

Bonus #2: So, he chose not to resist Cadmus because they would kill his family...

Thereby, advancing Cadmus's technologies to fulfill its purposes....

Then, betrays Cadmus, at the last minute, guaranteeing they will try to kill his family...

Couldn't come up with that resolution before you nearly murdered hundreds of aliens...huh, dad...

Or did you really just like Rogue One that much...

Cause you could have at least installed that 2-meter wide thermal exhaust port and it all would have taken care of itself...

#CW #WCCB #Supergirl #ThisShowisKryptonite




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