Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Flash Grade: C

Flash Grade: C

I know...breaks my heart too...

Total miss in opportunity and execution...

This should have absolutely been the subject of the Cross Over...

It would have been the only way to effectively tell the story and create the sweep and scope required for the conflict...

Oh, and spoilers...

1. Assuming that Cisco had permanently implanted the Anti-Grodd Mind Control doohickey (which we don't know since it was not addressed) in Barry's cowl...

Why did he not equip the entire team with the same device seeing how we already know what Grodd's "go to" ability is...

Might have saved the near miss for Joe...

By the way...

Allen can stop a bullet but still has issues with a giant Gorilla who moves at Giant Gorilla speed...

2. Barry can phase an entire train through rubble...

Still has issues outpacing the aforementioned, lumbering, Giant Gorillas...

3. Well, that explains the whole...how the hell Gypsy got involved thingy....

4. Two words....Accelerated Man...

5. Moral of the story...

Marriage solves everything...

6. Where the frak did Sauronatron come from...

7. Wally and Jessie....

Still a better romance than Twilight...

But that's gonna be one quick...

Nevermind...

8.  An army of 100 Super Gorillas...

Joe assembles a SWAT team of about twelve...

That should about cover it...

9. So, basically...

H.R is the team's Party City...

Do I have that right...

10. Did Grodd just survive a fall from a skyscraper...

What he is Rutting Neo...

Bonus: Cisco and Gypsy...

50 Shades of Vibe...

Nerd Love is the hottest Love...

Points, for no wordplay involving vibing...

Trust me, it took everything I am to hold back on that one...

#CW #WCCB #RunBarryRun #Flash

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