Supergirl Grade: D

Supergirl Grade: D

The way this show dips in quality from week to week, I need to drop a Dramamine before every episode...

1) Don't cross the streams, Ray....

2) Literally, the only thing he could hit was the broad side of a building...

3) Does the DEO run tours or something....

Seriously waiting for that scene in Wargames to happen...

And then Broderick challenges Cadmus to a game...

4) We can't write a believable story...what do we do...oh, I got it...just put a bunch of sex stuff together and send it right out there...

DC...we believe our audiences are idiots...

5) Supergirl is not faster than a speeding bullet, or a ray gun, or the average human, or....

She did race Barry...didn't she...

6) Yay...Olsen is getting a super suit...

Said no DC fan ever...

7) Well, that was a plot twist everyone saw coming...

And still, no one cared about...

8) Mon-El...apparently, the Charlie Sheen of the Universe...

9) Jimmy...able to evacuate a tall building in a single bound...

So, we have just thrown any realism right into the trash, haven't we...

10) It's bad when your writers outright steal plot ideas from Family Matters...

And, where the hell was Martian Manhunter to do Kara's stupid doppelganger thing anyway...

This show was supposed to get better when it moved to the CW...wasn't it....

#DCHatesitsFans #Supergirl #WCCB #CW

DC's Legends of Tomorrow Grade: F to the Infinite Power

DC's Legends of Tomorrow Grade: F to the Infinite Power

It's like they're just daring the network to cancel them at this point...

1. Think of it like this...

History and science are Brian Griffin and this show is Jillian...

2. You know your show sucks when you can't even get the zombie episode right...

Glenn would have literally killed himself to escape this show...

3. Because a woman captain in Civil War America would be accepted with open arms...

Frak You, MotherFraking, realism....

4. The best way to sum up this episode...

If Roger Corman directed Roots...

DC...offensive steroetypes are our thing, man....

5. Again, let's not have the nuclear-powered superhero wipe out the zombies because we might reveal our powers and presence and alter the timeline...

You mean the very same timeline already altered by motherfraking zombies...

6. All zombie virus effects are stripped away by the antidote like Ben Affleck's raccoon eyes miraculously disappeared when Superman ripped off his cowl...

Bonus points for reaching across the multiverse for that reference...

7. 1970's Star Trek called...they want their damn sets and special effects back...

8. So, if you drop a single hurricane lantern from the third floor it explodes like the entire area has been sprayed by Kerosene...

I was seriously waiting for Kevin McCallister to jump out and say, "Yes...yes...yes...yes"...

9. Rory gives Ray Captain Cold's gun...

Sure...whatever...is anyone still watching anymore, anyway...

Let's see if he gets down the whole Shatner cadence now...

10. I think the advice old Barry gave was....

Change the motherfraking channel...

P.S....that's why they're keeping it a secret...

#WTFDC #DC #DCLegends #DCLegendsofTomorrow #WCCB #CW

Arrow Grade: D-

Arrow Grade: D-

Spoilers that won't fail this post...

1. The contempt for realism these writers have epitomized in one episode...

Guy who is tortured to near death is able to...

A) Dig his own grave....

B) Carry on cognitive disccussions...

C) Stand, walk around, and in a couple of days....successfully battle the guy who tortured him...

2. Laziest and most predictable plot device ever...

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...Christopher Chance...

3. Forces guy to change his ways, leave the city he loves, abandoned the perfect life he gives her to return to said city, talks him into going back to the very life she despises, breaks his heart because he told a lie he had no choice but to tell, asks him to put her feelings before his own flesh and blood, constantly interferes in his tactics and practices, and immediately finds a rebound relationship after emotionally devastating him...

Yeah, that's Felicity Smoak...can we please have Laurel back now...

4. You guys realize, Ragman can pretty much handle all of it right...

He is literally the Firestorm of this show...

5. That Dolph Lundgren payoff better be a good one...

6. Diggle gets a helmet upgrade...

It still looks stupid, but at least it's functional...

7. Oliver is being hunted by another dark archer...

Gotta love the new originality route they are taking this season...

8. Okay...so no one is going to explain low rent Deathstroke...

No one...

9. Does the SCPD not realize that driving criminals to prison is not the best idea by now...

Seriously, who in the hell would sign up for that detail...

Those cops have steadily become the Red Shirts of the DC TVerse...

10. Where were the dirt bikes...

#Thewritershavefailedthisshow #WCCB #CW #Arrow

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Grade: A

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Grade: A

S.P.O.I.L.E.R.S...I have no idea why...just running out of ideas...

1. Three words...Fraking...Johnny...Blaze...

2. It was the twist we all so coming...but nice try...

3. An origin story in a less than 15-minute Flashback...

Take notes DC...

4. Was it just me...or did we all thoroughly enjoy the Mace beat down...

5. Oh, where or where did Fitz's Simmons go...or where or where could she be...

6.  That book is kinda like Hell's yellow pages...isn't it...

7. What's in the boxes Eli....what's in the boxes...

You may have to read that seven times to get that reference...

8. We just covered the last season of Peggy Carter in like 5 minutes...

We miss you, Peggy...

9. He can't be a supernatural being cause that's just silly...

Said the man who came back from the dead, standing next to an Inhuman...

10.  This show is like a lazy crack dealer for fanboys...you got your four hits and now you gotta wait three weeks for the next score...

Let the withdrawals begin...

#MarvelsAOS #MarvelsAgentsofShield #GhostRider #Marvel #Thisshowrocks

Flash Grade: B

Flash Grade: B

Speedforce level spoilers...

1. Did J.J. Abrams direct this episode...

2. Tell me again...exactly how did a hologram trip the Meta detectors...

3. Apparently, the CW pays Disney by the reference...

4. Is anyone else missing the Eobard Thawne version of Wells right about now...

5.  H.R. Wells...get it...get it...

6. Chill Caitlin..just chill...

7. So, Julian is upset because, just when he became an accomplished scientist all of these magically created Metas came about and now he feels powerless...it's too bad there isn't a school he could go to where they could teach him the special skills needed to stop them...like, a place where they have classes about monsters and spells and such...come to think of it...a story like  that would be huge...it could sell millions of books and have multiple movies made about it...why, has no one thought of this by now...

8. Did a 15-year-old just outsmart Cisco...

Seriously, dude...really...

9. Worst episode pay off ever...

On the other hand, the most sitcom inspired heartfelt speeches in one episode...

I was literally waiting  for Danny Tanner to pop out at some point...

TGIT...

10. Thanks for all the backstory on Caitlin's mom...cause that was a huge help in understanding their dynamic...

It's not like we had three seasons to at least broach their relationship or anything...

#WCCB #CW #Flash #Crossovercantcomesoonenough

Gotham Grade: A-

Gotham Grade: A-

Seriously, if you are not watching this show you should be ashamed of yourself...

1. Poor Pengy...can't catch a break...

2. Barbara Keen...from lame to epic in four seasons...

3. This episode brought to you by the letters...L...S...D...

4. Even in Gordon's trip, Lee is boring as hell...

5. When it comes to evil...it always boils down to one ring...doesn't it...

6. Selina and Bruce...the most engaging relationship on this show...

And, they're freakin' teenagers...

7. Bruce wearing a mask...get it...get it...

8. This show is literally Tim Burton's wet dream...isn't it...

9. Nygma gets the girl even after telling her he murdered his last lover...

I've been doing this whole courting thing all wrong...

10. And why, exactly, did Jervis leave the bottle of Red Queen next to Jim's head...

Oh yeah, even he is powerless against the nemesis known as Plot Device...

#BestDCShowEver #Gotham #FOX #BringBackJerome

Supergirl Grade: C

Supergirl Grade: C

Yeah, I was shocked too...

1. First rule of Alien Fight Club...

2. They actually followed Miss Martian's canon...

What...

3. Again...a news desk with integrity can only exist in a work of fiction...

4. Who exactly, can Supergirl beat...

5. How can we truly ruin a cool DC character...

Ladies and gentlemen...J'onn J'onnzz...

And, why again, are we still calling him Hank...

6. Wynn...think Felicity and Cisco...minus anything you like about Felicity and Cisco...

7. Sweep the leg...do you have a problem with that, Ms. Danvers...

And if you got that reference...you are awesome...

8. The DEO...frak security...

Now, we know who really advised Hillary on those emails...

9. Mon-El and Kara...the only pairing that could possibly be more boring than Kara and Jimmy...

10. Kara really hates asphalt...

#Supergirl #WCCB #CW #Crossovercantcomesoonenough