Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Just a Quickie Please: Into the Storm Review
If you think Twister was a silly and unrealistic movie than this almost reboot delves beyond the depths of the outright asinine. This latest foray into the ad nauseam genre of POV fare fails on every level from its poorly acted nonsensical script to a glutenous gorging of CGI that reduces every effect to downright silliness. It is put simply and with all pun intended, a perfect storm of awful. At least Paxton and Hunt made their outing engaging, entertaining, and, at some points, quite endearing. There isn't a proverbial storm shelter in the world that could have protected this farce from the sheer damage it did to itself. 0 out of 5 Kernels: I wish they made a warning system for disasters like this flick.