Monday, March 7, 2016
#JustaQuickiePlease: Goosebumps Review
How Jack Black continues to getting starring roles in movies may remain the greatest mystery of our time. The only thing scary about this film adaptation of the freakishly fun fright fare for kiddies is the fact that someone approved its script and Black's performance of it. With CGI the likes of a knock off PlayStation 3 game, a disappointingly convoluted plot, acting that could bore a snail on Xanax and an utterly antic-climatic ending; the only redeeming facet of this film fail is its fast pace gratefully hurdling its audience to the credits. The only shock comes when you realize Stine agreed to make a few second cameo in this cinematic disaster. 0 out of 5 Kernels: don't be a dummy, skip this monstrous dud.