Friday, November 18, 2016

DC's Legends of Tomorrow Grade: Dwarf Star Level F

DC's Legends of Tomorrow Grade: Dwarf Star Level F

Why...am I still watching this trainwreck...

1. A show about history that does nothing to demonstrate or maintain any historical accuracy...

Also, I know it's called Science Fiction...but there is the actual word Science in there somewhere...

2. Dime store Colossus is now fast enough to stop bullets and strong enough to stop a speed train...

Why...what the frak do we care...we should have been canceled a season and a half ago...

3. Let's ruin Jonah Hex in a way that Josh Brolin could never have imagined...

4. They name drop the Flash like a drunken paparazzi name drops any given member of the Kardashian Clan...

And, with the same effectiveness...

5. Let's see how many corny stereotypical western catch phrases we can fit into one episode...

6. Mick wants to watch the world burn...

How about we start with this show...

7. We now know why Rip Hunter is M.I.A...

He got access to the scripts for the entire season...

Now, he is the only one attempting to avoid career suicide...

8. Let's make a super suit for a guy who can transform into a man made out of impenetrable steel...

In addition, let's get the guy who fraked up his own suit to do it...

Makes as much sense as everything else on this show...

9. We found enough Dwarf Star Alloy to make Ray's character necessary and interesting again..,

Sorry...there ain't enough Dwarf Star Alloy in the entire multiverse..,

10. The perfect end to this show...

The Daleks show up to kill the team and then decide to let them live...

Cause, they're continued existence is a far worse fate than death...

Especially, for the audience...

#DCWTF #DCLegends #LegendsofTomorrow #WCCB #CW

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