Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Supergirl Grade: F-

Supergirl Grade: F-

Spoilers...as if anyone cared...

1. Livewire...

Proving bad cosplay is still alive and well in the DC Universe...

2. Bad guy and good guy pauses prior to attack...

Because you want to telegraph all of your intentions to your opponent...

3. Hey guys, let's not use the slow-mo technique during battle scenes anymore...

Unless we really want to highlight our piss poor choreography...

4. Because in DC's Danger Room rip-off Supergirl needs to leap over cement highway pylons...

I mean it's not like she can fly or anything...

5. Did they just outright steal the Star Wars Lightsaber Training Drones directly from the Disney lot...

6. Wynn...

When you need a high strung, stereotypical, over acting, nerd type in your show...

7. So, I guess every relationship scene with Alex is now supposed to possess all the maturity and depth of something right out of High School Musical...

8. There are moments this show feels like it is written like a first-year film school project...

And, those are the good moments...

9. Supergirl...

She is the liberal moral high road incarnate...

Tells James that he is unfit to be a hero...

Tells Mon-El he is unfit to be a hero...

Considers herself the "hero" even though she lets the homicidal villain (that she has been relentlessly pursuing, fearing she will cause mass death and destruction) suddenly go without consulting anyone or concern for any future collateral damage...

Because...reasons...

10. Thank's J'onn you did me a real favor and kindness in letting me go...

Even though you had no grounds to keep me imprisoned, in your little glass prison, while violating all of my constitutional rights in the process....

#DCWTF #Supergirl #CW #WCCB

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