Thursday, January 26, 2017

DC Legends of Tomorrow Grade: F-

DC Legends of Tomorrow Grade: F-

To call this show idiotic is an offense to ignorance...

1. The writers got so far up George Lucas' arse that they could count the fillings from the back of his throat...

2. Okay, writers...

Let me try to explain to you the paradox of altering timelines...

If Poor Man's Colossus and Ray were truly inspired by Lucas...

And if he never made the films that inspired them...

Then they would INSTANTANEOUSLY disappear...

Because those future selves would not exist...

They would have never joined the team...

Which means everything the team had done up to that point would have been altered...

So, the events that took place up to that point would have changed...

And then Rip would not have disappeared...

So, he would have never interacted with Lucas....

Which means the Legion of Doom (it literally hurts me to call them that) would have never interfered...

Lucas would have never left filmmaking...

And then we would the DC's equivalent of Groundhog Day...

Are we clear....

What, you don't care...

You are just waiting to be canceled so you can be put out of your misery...

Ok, moving on...

3.  Hey, Rip...

Can I please borrow the Spear of Destiny to alter reality so this show will never have existed...

4. So, let me get this right...

Two League of Assassin alumni can't shoot straight with a laser gun...

That actually makes perfect sense...

After all, this is a George Lucas tribute...

That was just their homage to Stormtroopers...

5. Again, let's keep the nuclear guy's two parts separated with an asininely unnecessary side story....

Because this episode, as well as every episode before that, would have lasted 5 minutes if they didn't...

6.  Congrats writers...

You managed to make the last interesting character on your show, Mick, completely boring...

Kudos...

7. How exactly did Vixen qualify for the Justice Society of America...

Are fighting skills not part of the entrance exam...

8. To mention Howard the Duck in this show is an insult to the film quality of Howard the Duck...

9. Sara...

Please go back to Arrow...

At least you can save one show...

10. Reverse Flash needs sidekicks because...

No seriously....

I need a fraking answer here...

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