Wednesday, July 17, 2013
One Minute Movie Review: Escape from Planet Earth
Callan Brunker makes his directorial debut with this sci-fi CGI animated feature starring the voices and personalities of The Mummy's Brendan Fraser, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jessica Alba, George Lopez, The one and only William Shatner, and Glee's Jane Lynch among others. You would think with that amount of A and B grade star power you might have a pretty decent flick. You would think, not so much this time around though. It possess an original and intriguing concept, but again, fails to deliver on all of its potential. What could have been a hilarious parody of itself and other fantasy fare inside of a fun kid flick, reduces itself to a bland and predictable, unfunny, cartoon feature that stretches itself longer than the material provided. It achieves some briefly cute moments, but overall, it just doesn't come together as it should. The paychecks were apparently bigger than the story and the talent who received them. You can blame the script and story, but its the actors that flesh it out and the good ones, the genuinely good ones, can make even the worst script digestible. Now this is not a complete fail, my kids, four and seven, enjoyed it and watched it all the way through which is worth some kudos but as an adult, in all honesty, it was a tough 89 minutes. 1 out of 3 Kernels: it appears that making a solid film might have been alien to this new director, get it, alien, hey that line was funnier than most of the schtick in this movie.