Monday, July 6, 2015
#JustaQuickiePlease: The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Review
This one is going to be more of a quickie than most, so hang on. One of the most moronic movies I have ever seen. And I went in knowing this is a SpongeBob flick, so when I use the word moronic it exceeds an normal idiocy that is part and parcel of Bikini Bottom's finest. It simply makes no sense and is, in total, a string of barely funny juvenile jokes lazily linked together and mediocre CGI effects meant to distract the audience from the utter waste of time spent suffering through the stale antics of the denizens of the dumbed down deep. And what monumental student loans does Banderas have to pay off to allow himself to be ridiculously cast in this kiddie ride gone horribly wrong. Nickelodeon has apparently never seen a Disney or Pixar flick to, at the least, possess the decency to rip off their quality, sentiment, and humor. 0 out of 5 Kernels: can someone please keep any other Krusty Krab inspirations under the sea where they belong.