Friday, May 27, 2016

Arrow Grade: F

Thank God that season is finally over...

...the most "realistic" comic book show on television didn't just jump the shark...on their dirtbikes...they killed it, deboned it, and served it as sushi...

...we can disarm 15,000 nuclear missiles on my Mac Book...no really...it will work...

1) Jobu literally had the most screen time of anyone else on this show...Pier 1 must be so proud...

2) All that street scene needed was Zod, Ursa, and Non to show up and stand behind Damian...

...and it you didn't see Superman 2...you will never get that joke...

3) Arrow defeats Darth Darhk with "the feels"...

...I know what kind of "feels" this episode gave me...well, at least I am not constipated anymore...

4) Arrow kills Damian...everyone compares it to Daredevil...

...Sir...I have met Matt Murdock....I know of his work...Mr. Queen....you are no Matt Murdock...

5) Feeling guilty about killing a murderer, who would have hunted your family until he killed every one of them, makes as much sense as anything else on this fraking show...

6) Superhero speech calms crowd panicking right before nuclear missile strikes city...
...again...the most "realistic" comic book show on television...

...even the Supergirl writers went...damn...

7) Hey, Oliver...ADT called...please call them back....please...

8) Suddenly Laurel is freakin' Mother Theresa...when the hell did that happen...

...Laurel wouldn't have killed Damian...really...really...

9) Season 3 fight choreographer...William Shatner

10) Yay...we're going to have more Flashbacks next year...

...just what nobody wanted...

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