Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Marvel's A.O.S Grade: A-

WTF people...
1) Enough May...we get it...you are a super cool ninja...now shoot someone in the freakin' head already...
2) Well, we went full Neo with Hive...didn't we...
3) Daisy does her best impression of Courtney Love...
4) Return to the Planet of the Scrotum Head Men...again Marvel...really...really...
5) Cause having a heartfelt moment in the middle of conflict never leads to anything bad...
6) That wasn't the fish he was thinking of Simmons...
...and yes, I went there...
7) Okay...that Mack/Daisy moment didn't make me cry...allergies are a beeotch this year...
8) We really need to get that hanger door fixed...
9) UPS apparently knows the location of S.H.I.E.L.D's ultra secret base...
...and they also ship Teragin Crystals...who knew...
10) Daisy went full on Jessica Jones on us...
11) Hey...its was two hours, I get a few more...
12) So Fitz didn't breathe in the Teragin Mist because he was protected...
...by plot device...dammit...that guy is everywhere...
13) Lincoln and Hive...the bromance that never was...
14) Love the realism of this show....
...drive through nuclear codes...
15) Yo-Yo tried the Neo thing too...yeah...it went as badly as expected...
16) I was half waiting for Doctor Grant to appear and say...don't move...
...it's the Scrotum Head Rex...he can't see you if you don't move...
17) New drinking game...take a shot every time they show an uber obvious swap out of the cross necklace....
18) Lincoln died...you took the easy way out Marvel...
...and we all thank you for it...
19) Cloaked gun...didn't see that one coming...
...let that one sink it...you will eventually get it...
20) So what...Coulson's not the director anymore, Daisy's on the lam, and Ratcliff just built Siri Ultron....
...that isn't a cliffhanger guys...that's a drop from the f$%king stratosphere...

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