Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Arrow Grade: D+

Arrow Grade: D+

And the plus was being extremely generous...

1. Oh look, a character they took no time to develop, and I have zero invested in, just died...

Oh look, a relationship no one cares about just broke up...

And those were the focal points of this episode...so...you know how things pretty much went after that...

2. Really...we are now doing Flashbacks from season one...what...to preempt our usually inane Flashbacks...

3. No one noticed the obvious super slow motion action move, to indicate a plot device, because the fight sequences have been so bad this season we couldn't tell the difference...

4. Focus on Vodka bottle to tie together storyline no one cares about...

5. Laurel is back...it only took her death and reincarnation to make her character vaguely interesting...

Oh, and we know that Talia is Prometheus and she brought a brainwashed Laurel back to torture Oliver thanks to Flashpoint which altered whether or not the Lazarus Pit was destroyed...

*takes long breath then drops mic*

6. Mr. Terrific is going to change his superhero name to Terrific Punching Bag...

7. Artemis is the Katniss Everdeen of this show...but twice as annoying and half as interesting...

8. And like that...

Alien invasion...what, Alien invasion...

9. For someone who doesn't want to be a vigilante...Speedy sure has been jumping back into Team Oliver any chance she gets...

Ollie has a hang nail...get me my gear...

10. So the benefits of being on Team Arrow...

Zero security for secret hideout...

Unlimited cry talking...

We don't vet team members...

Training is a bit sadomasochistic...

You will get caught...

Secret identity...yeah, frak that...

Consistent questioning of purpose...

Relationships...yeah, not so much...

State of the art tech that is always second fiddle to any given villain's basic tech...

But, we have health and dental...

#Arrow #Thewritershavefailedthisswho #WCCB #CW

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